"If you want to live a memorable life, you have to be the kind of person who remembers to remember."
-Joshua Foer
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"You really don't have anyone?"
"NO, I have no romantic interests in my life, at all. I watch Netflix, and online shop, and blog about the terrible men I date."
"You know, Blair," Vance responded, in his slightly condescending tone, "Maybe it's the guys you're picking." He said it in an annoying kind of way, which irritated me because the last conversation I had with him was about how the biggest burn I received in my life was from a so-called nice guy. He was insinuating that crazy hot guys like Rafael were my problem. They were not. Guys that were "nice guys" (so they claimed) were my problem- because they acted like total fools!
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The most ridiculous things that has happened to Blair Bui, post-break up
IRREVOCABLY CRAZY- The weird architect annoys Blair even more, and she learns that you can't fake chemistry.
FASTING OR FAKING- Rafael, the super hot Anti-Chuck claims he has kidney problems and cancels their first date. Blair learns a lesson in sex and relationships.
THE DAY AFTER VALENTINE'S DAY- Blair agrees to go on a date with the guy from Target, finds out he's a child molester, and Chuck ends up being her savior.
SLICE OF APPLE PIE, PART ONE- Blair goes on her first date with Carter, and he asks her to slap him across his face. Blair pays for herself on a date, for the very first time.
WHEN ZAYN FINALLY F'S OFF- Zayn confronts Blair about her avoiding him. Blair's words nearly kill Zayn, until Kayresia steps in and tells her to be kinder.
THROAT PUNCH- Johnson doesn't handle rejection very well, and follows Blair twenty blocks asking her why she won't date him. Blair nearly throat punches Johnson.
THE GREMLIN MAN-CHILD (THROAT PUNCH, PART TWO)- Johnson continues to harass Blair because she won't date him, on her subway ride home. Blair's chances of dating any guys in the College of Medicine are gone.
A DRY BRUNCH- Blair attempts to be friends with Johnson, despite his psychopathy. The lack of alcohol at brunch and Johnson's stupidity makes Blair nearly kill herself.
THAT WAS A PITY- Blair goes on a date with Derek, after not seeing him for three years. Typical Blair Bui chaos ensues. Her Uber driver gives her a lesson on politely letting guys down.
YOU CAN'T HAVE HER- Matthew takes Blair to the infamous strip club, where a stripper sets his sights on Blair. Another stripper grabs Blair's ass without her consent and feels her wrath. A drunk, short, bald man stops any guys at the bar from flirting with Blair.
THE BLUE HELLO KITTY- Blair gets her things back from Chuck, and finds out that he immaturely mutilated, and then returned a gift she gave him.
WHY CHUCK?- Blair goes to a work event with Kayresia, and runs not only into Zayn, but Chuck Cuevas for the first time since the real break up. Chaos ensues at the shitshow. We learn how Blair first fell in love with Chuck, nearly two years ago.
BLAIR BUI IS TERRIBLE- Blair attempts to reject a guy in-person for the very first time, typical chaos ensues. Nash begs for a second chance with Blair at the beach.
MRS. BLAIR HARVARD- The new-and-improved Chuckless Blair takes Matthew's advice and goes on Tinder. After matching with JFK, Blair dreams of Tory Burch and Ralph Lauren.
RAFAEL MANCILLA WANTED TO CUDDLE- Rafael is back in Blair's life, and sends mixed messages. Thinking that Rafael is a fuck boy, Blair attempts to have a casual hook up.
ALL SHE NEEDS IS YOU....TO STOP WAKING HER UP- Blair learns why you never spend the night. Rafael thinks that Blair wants more from him, Blair just wants him to stop waking her up. Rafael's roommate has a crockpot fetish.
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